It’s not, I only post these to Lemmy.

This week, on (throwing babies into a) Shark Tank!

You noticed these are only here, right? (Unless someone starts copying them)

I credit the current administration for providing such rich material to write about.

I’ve always considered applying, I just don’t think I could send a serious application though.

I like to think these are my application to be press secretary.

And I assume a ship, given your rank of captain.

Maybe a cello if it was human grade. But that’s tartigrade.

But has a man been that into you?

Be sure to include a red neck.

I feel everyone not in logistics and maintenance is excited about this.