This is a self-evidently dumb take, but also

I thought Europeans all kiss each other constantly.

Hermoso was the only one he kissed on the lips

There might be something interesting here but it’s buried under about a million unnecessary words

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My understanding is the whole court system has like a multi-year backlog. Forcing offenders to be present for sentencing seems like a complete non-issue and in fact a distraction when compared to this much greater impediment to justice

“There will be exemptions for legitimate uses of nitrous oxide” Legitimate just means legal so this sentence is saying it will be legal to use it in a legal way… Pretty stupid

There was a story recently about all the sexual abuse by guards at HMP Berwyn. I don’t have a source to hand but I think there have been 6 suicides and a murder just this year at HMP Bristol. So it doesn’t surprise me that much.

Meanwhile what are the Conservative’s priorities? Making offenders attend sentencing. And making possession of laughing gas illegal - so we can waste more police time and send more people to prison over something that doesn’t matter at all.

Cannabis is being legalised across America and in Germany. Meanwhile Tories are trying to expand the failed war on drugs

"This whole thing has broken her,” Mary’s sister said. “She has expressed suicidal thoughts. She cries daily. She does not sleep. She is really fearful.”

The UK government was still paying off former slaveowners as recently as a few years ago

Headline is a bit misleading imo, “military truck” sounds like a truck owned and operated by the MOD, not a former military truck that is now owned by some weirdo