Make Attorneys Get Attorneys

I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I’m not paying for it.

Bees also get drunk off fermented fruit, and they are mean ass drunks. Source: I grew up on an apple farm.

Bread and circuses

Russia is not the alternative to capitalism, they are part of it.

Man that’s a really huge window he fell out of…

Neat, but this thing is a Hexacopter as it has 6 propellers, not 8.

Exactly! Flying cars sound neat in scifi, but in reality they are fucking loud and require 10x as much fuel or energy to transport the same people or goods. Just imagine the constant screaming noise overhead and if you think people drive like idiots now, just wait till they have to drive in 3 dimensions. No thanks!

Isn’t that just present day Republicans?