He should have also lost the one eye, like if your eye lids were burnt off there is going to be definite damage to the eye itself. Looked fuckin’ rad though so he’s got that going for him.

I thought the pro lifers hated the idea of harvesting stem cells?

10:1 odds this guy didn’t serve himself.

I still don’t understand who pays people to put on this type of fashion show.

Well I am sold, knowhatameanVern!?

Hear me out, a movie about the Son of Ernest played by John Cena.

Paulie Shore is the master of the Weaze, you might mean Weave.

Hey, remember that part I said it still made no fucking sense? I do.

The circles he may be referencing were from 2020 when corona was at its peak, Biden had a town hall or something outside and they had very few people there with everyone spread out in their own circle to socially distance if I remember correctly. Still has not a damn thing to do with Elon or Rockets, just that there were some circles in each story. But you know, he was doing the weave again so he thinks he sounded smart at least.

Beautiful. Thought this was real at first, but I know too much about pizza. Cursed with cheesy carb knowledge.