all beer is free if you can outrun the cops

in case the Wikipedia article is too hard to read:

the original is also funny

since those bottom ones are hard to read:

turns out The Vitamin is real sometimes

INVESTORS INVESTORS LOOK AT HOW MANY STUDIOS WE CAN BUY LOOK LOOK WE’RE SOOO PROFITABLE

WERE REMOVING SO MUCH DEAD WEIGHT INVESTORS LOOK WE’RE GOING TO BE SO PROFITABLE AFTER THIS