I realize I could have been smarter when I was a kid

Isn’t port forwarding dangerous?

or an old laptop with cheap bluetooth keyboard and mouse

Do you have any tutorial that explains what you did? I’d love to try to better understand your setup

Okay I didn’t expect stricter rules here than on Reddit honestly.

It usually tak… Zzz zzz zzz

I had the same problem and that’s how I got it fixed: https://endlesstalk.org/comment/1569031

Aehm I don’t know if you’re aware of it but your account is flagged as bot

The only Windows update I’m gonna be happy to install asap

Happy birthday man! Hope to read soon a post about of a massive party you had for your next birthday!