Supersize Me: “Wow, if I eat garbage at a 3000+ calorie rate a day, I’m gonna feel like shit! Please give me awards and adoration and play me in every high school health class!”
It’s real easy if you just ignore every modern meaning and conception of the Midwest and just use a 150+ year old definition of it. But seriously… the Arch. The Arch! Missouri is definitely the Midwest.
