Fuck I wish imperial would just disappear. Metric is 100% better in every single way, bar none.

Name one good reason the average apartment experience could ever be better than living in a house.

People live in apartments to afford shelter, you’d be hard-pressed to find one that actually likes it better.

Sure you can make arguments about the concept of centralized feeling being better for nature, but no one actually wants to do it.

Fuck I literally thought that comment word for word before I loaded the comments for this post.

I assumed this was leftover April fool stuff. Does he really look that good all the sudden? I swear he was just photographed for another story within the last couple months that he looked the same in.

Damn damn, good for him if real.

The sooner the better.

I long for the headline “self driving Tesla runs over musk”.

Now if that isn’t stochastic terrorism, I don’t know what is.

His lawyers need to STFU fr.

This is the real Superbowl. A coworker of mine told me he treated Election Day as the super bowl each year, taking the day after off so he could stay up and watch the content all night.

I’m starting to see his point. I have paid attention to so much more political news the last couple years than I ever did before, and I’m really looking forward to this conference and the coverage of it afterwards.

True story coming up. I had a pretty major surgery the night of the Georgia run off election. The very first thing I asked when I remembered how to talk was “did Herschel lose?” I don’t live anywhere near Georgia, but I just really had to know if that stupid fucker ended up losing. Last I knew when I got put under was it was pretty even, but way too early to call.

I woke up and after seeing all my siblings come to visit, I asked about politics. None of them had a clue what I was talking about. But I finally got motor control back and turned the room TV on to check on it. I don’t think it was yet called at that point, but it was soon after. I was so happy. I don’t know much about Warnock, but at least he won’t be trying to join werewolf committees.

It was still way closer than it any business being.

Sorry about the random rant, that memory just hit me while I was typing.

I’ve never heard of any of these.

Awesome

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the word “allowlisted”. Did someone forget “whitelisted” is a thing, or is that term finally cancelled?

Conservatives when Biden does something like walk the wrong direction: omg he’s senile and clearly has dementia!

Conservatives when McConnell (maybe) has a fucking legit seizure: everything’s fine, nothing to see here.