Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?
Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.