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Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
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Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
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I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?
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Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
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Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.