Everyone Witnessing Second Coming Just Going To Pretend They Already Knew Jesus Christ Had Crab Claws For Hands(www.theonion.com)

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I came here wishing for this to be here. Wasn’t disappointed!
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…I have never seen a more perfect use of this

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