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They’re weirder than the guy measuring cicada pee strength?
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You spend all that time and money on a PhD in entomology, you’ve got to justify it somehow. How else are you gonna get that grant money to fund your entire career?
Measuring Cicada pee, that’s how.
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Didn’t forget about the military applications of cicada urination. It’s not like the research is just frivolous.
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“Our troops can pee 10x in length by strengthening their prostate through cicada smoothies!”
🙋♂️🗣️ Why though?
“SILENCE, PEASANT!” Pees from across the room.
