I was watching “…why Skyrim?” by Razbuten on sloptube this aft and it’s so weird that it finally took Starfield for people to realise. Like Fallout 76 wasn’t enough, only now are negative things people were first saying about Skyrim in 2012 finally bleeding into mainstream consciousness. It’s so wild, like wow they ruined the magic system? The game has worse writing than a PS1 era Mega Man X game??? Skyrim is just shitty Game of Thrones?? Welcome to thirteen years ago!!

Bethesda hasn’t made a really good game since 2002, but it’ll probably be years before that realisation sinks in.

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God, dad could drive a silt strider

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It’s amazing how Morrowind was just a breath of fresh air in terms of fantasy settings and writing

Then we get Oblivion, which tossed out everything interesting in lieu of casting Patrick Stewart (for five minutes) and Sean Bean, with even the high points being fairly cookie cutter nonsense that only seemed good because the rest of the game was so bland

Now Skyrim on the other hand, immediately went to Epic Dragon Viking Town, but stripped the game of even more depth and even made the dragons some of the easier enemies in the game

Like, what fucking game designer goes “Dragons should be far and away the most annoying enemy to fight”?

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Then we get Oblivion, which tossed out everything interesting in lieu of casting Patrick Stewart (for five minutes) and Sean Bean, with even the high points being fairly cookie cutter nonsense that only seemed good because the rest of the game was so bland

Didn’t Skyrim get rid of the dynamic npc conversations? That was like a highlight of Oblivion which was a pretty bad game overall.

“Hello!”

“Oh it’s you.”

“Have you heard of the high elves?”

“I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible creatures!”

“Good bye!”

“Bye.”

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15 points

There’s a nip in the air, cold won’t be good for my crops

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i would say they fixed them. like yeah Oblivion’s are iconic in that janky way, but skyrim crossed the pale into fairly convincing which helps for immersion, but is less funny

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Yes they are utterly gone. Lots of NPCs do not even move anymore lol.

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23 points

He always said, “You can’t trust that Almsivi Intervention! Why walk when you can ride!”

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i like oblivion and fallout 3 for the nostalgia factor but yeah, they basically all stink

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Fallout 3 is a cool knockoff STALKER fwiw, and I was an Oblivion enjoyer too. They’re still decent games to me, but their core story quests are both atrocious and I miss like, spears or swappable pauldrons or actual dialogue from Morrowind :/

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watching martin put on the amulet and win the fight at the end of oblivion always felt incredibly anticlimactic to me. you’re telling me that i’m a great hero who essentially played sidekick to the real hero? ok todd

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You mean you didn’t like watching Sean Bean die to stop Mehrunes Dagon without actually contributing anything?

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I like Skyrim (as well as older Elder Scrolls games) but I’m also basic enough to enjoy most Ubisoft open world games so my opinion should probably legit be discarded

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Depends which, some Ubisoft open worlds were okay…

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Yeah, don’t get me wrong there are some open world games that even I don’t consider worth playing but I enjoy vegging out and liberating portions of a map sometimes, what can I say

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but I enjoy vegging out and liberating portions of a map sometimes

I totally feel that. Its such a soothing experience. Completely mind off - climb viewpoints, go to incons on map, grab collectibles - it’s all i want sometimes.

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Not at all proud of my 70 hours in Far Cry 3, which I accrued resetting the map a couple times while playing the game mindlessly and listening to podcasts I don’t do that shit anymore though, feels bad.

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I’m baffled that Assassins Creed 4: Black Flag was made, and Ubisoft didn’t just pivot to make better and better pirate games. Or us all as a society generally.

Like I should be sailing my customized privateer interceptor around the Caribbean with my crew of lesbian love interests, while maxing out a pistols build that lets me shoot 6 times at the start of combat from 6 pistols hanging off my character.

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Skull and Bones was meant to be that, but joke company lmao. I guess they worried it was too far out from core series appeal?

Also

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There’s still AssCreed Rogue, even if the cool piratey bits fell off

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I torrented this shit in 2011 and I shut it off 5 minutes in because it just felt like lord of the rings

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14 points

A lot of people like lord of the rings

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it’s okay once, kinda boring 4938 times

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7 points

Lord of the Rings is way less stupid

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