Similar to programming.
stares at monitor
scrolls mouse wheel
fuck, cocking shit, unbelievable
scrolls mouse
what moron wrote this?
ctrl+f, typing
oh. fucking imbecile, dunce, fuckballs, ass
types 3 letters, hits “run”
ah fixed! another shining golden piece of God’s own perfect code completed!
Collaboration: “Fuck… Let’s slap some duct tape on this and never speak of it again.”
but I’ve learned my lesson
To use git blame
before calling out the moronity, or to not use git
?
When there’s finally a positive result: “Impossible! What did I do wrong?”
The Most Exciting Phrase in Science Is Not ‘Eureka!’ But ‘That’s Odd!’
When I worked in research our lab staff spoke 10 different languages.
After a couple of years, everyone swore fluently in 10 languages.