MY personal favorite:
“Oh! Fuck me, Christ!”
17 points
“Wait… THAT’S all the data we have?!?” (for data-driven experiments)
“We couldn’t get any more subjects?” (for human subject experiments)
“Is it statistically significant?”
“FML this isn’t publishable, is it?”
2 points
OH FUC-
4 points
Fucking work for once you piece of fuck. Fuck this day. Fuck this shit. Fuck this degree. Fuck.
28 points
When there’s finally a positive result: “Impossible! What did I do wrong?”
11 points