37 points
Similar to programming.
stares at monitor
scrolls mouse wheel
fuck, cocking shit, unbelievable
scrolls mouse
what moron wrote this?
ctrl+f, typing
oh. fucking imbecile, dunce, fuckballs, ass
types 3 letters, hits “run”
ah fixed! another shining golden piece of God’s own perfect code completed!
23 points
Collaboration: “Fuck… Let’s slap some duct tape on this and never speak of it again.”
20 points
13 points
6 points
2 points
but I’ve learned my lesson
To use git blame before calling out the moronity, or to not use git ?
28 points
When there’s finally a positive result: “Impossible! What did I do wrong?”
11 points
72 points
40 points
3 points
We actually had one of my bosses say, “this is what we call a breakthrough,” yesterday. First time ever.
14 points
Mine is: fuck it, I’m going into industry. And then I don’t.
