It’s more Don’t Dead Open Inside than Aneurysm Posting, I feel.

Dammit… So close…

I am very anxious about blood draws. The flag is speaking to me.

Don’t save a life, Be afraid to give blood

That sounds like a warning.

I like to think the story behind this one is that it originally didn’t have the top right text. The put “be afraid” on a new line, it left a hole in the top right, so they filled it in without thinking.

Boom. This.