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Billionaire promises to do the thing that people want billionaires to do and often say they are evil for not doing

People react by dragging him

???

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Man who has a history of forcing people to piss in bottles says he’ll start being nice

Like yeah, let me know when he actually delivers on that

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So you really that is a policy penned by Bezos himself?

If so, why was it not widespread?

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Promises mean fuckall, lets see him do it first. Its a little hard to believe coming from him specifically, whatwith the peebottles and such.

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Let’s not start patting him on the back for promises he could very easily not keep.

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I hope he buys the Amazon Rainforest and names it the Amazon Amazon Rainforest, and I think there’s a reasonable chance of it happening if it becomes a big social media thing.

As a private owner of the land he can stop all deforestation, allow only scientists and other specialists in the land, and also make some sick branding opportunities.

Let’s push to get these promises out into action.

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So, just another white savior, how original you guys are

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Yeah, its an amber heard pledge

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hes pledging it straight to his own “charity” im sure

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UNIFY HOW?

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Unless he’s donating everything tomorrow, this is all bullshit.

First off he doesn’t have 124 billion. He is WORTH 124 billion, the vast majority of it being the worth of his stakes in Amazon. If he sells all his stakes in it, the Amazon worth would plummet and he’d be worth a fraction of what he’s worth today.

But lets say he has a 124 billion dollars. If he gives out 10 millions every day it will still take over 300 years. In that time his worth likely would.grow faster than he’s spending it so in 300 years he’d still be worth more than he is today.

All this charity stuff is bullshit, TAX THE RICH. Taxes will give honest amounts of money to governments who can then use that money for universal healthcare, universal education, universal income…

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governments who can then use that money for universal healthcare

Press X to doubt

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Fun fact: we could having universal healthcare right now and both businesses and individuals would make more money. We don’t because voters are dumb and can’t do math.

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Fun fact: it’s not that easy. It’s likely possible and likely great for everyone but it’s also an enormous undertaking that you don’t want to fail. It would take years if not decades to implement, don’t ever think it’s easy.

I’m all for it, but it’s not a “we could do it now”

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I’m all for taxing the rich but the rest of this is just pure stupidity.

Like why did you cap how much he can give away at one time lol

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I didn’t cap anything. There are realistic limits to what you can give to charity. Give a charity that normally gets a few millions a billion and they won’t be able to spend it in any normal way. Breeds corruption, etc.

Charity shouldn’t even exist, as it is always this patch on holes left by governments. Tax the rich until they are “normal rich” and then use that money for projects that normally would require charity

Also, his wife actually had the exact same situation I just described. She spent millions over millions and once done she had more wealth than she started with

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If only there were more than one charity, worldwide.

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Try to sell all your stocks at once if you own a big chunk of all available shares. The stock price would fall faster than you were able to sell your shares.

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Bezos already engages in structured stock sell-offs worth vastly more than $10MM

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…if the governments weren’t run by the same rich psychopaths, that is…

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Sacrifice the profits of parasitic shareholders for the good of society, returning America to the level of taxation when it’s economy was great, putting the money back in the hands of the workers that keep the economy running? The workers that will spend their money, stimulating the economy (unlike shareholders)?

No - that’s impossible! Pay no attention to the 90% top tax rate implemented by Eisenhower - a goddamn Republican.

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I don’t think your math adds up.

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yeah spending 10 million a day would take 34 years to add up to 124 billion

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But while he gives away 3.65 billion a year, his remaining 120 billion appreciated to 130 billion or whatever. Then the next year he gives away 3.65 billion and his remaining 126 billion appreciated to 136 billion…

As long as he doesn’t give away more than his principal gains, it’s an indefinite loop.

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I was a favor 10 off but that doesn’t matter, the point still stands.

No single person should be ever control that much money

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I’m so fucking sick of all these billionaires “pledging” their fortunes. “I promise to donate all my wealth when I die” then fucking do it you cowards, die already.

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Like, imagine if Elon Musk actually did spend all the wealth he got from profiting off of the shitshow of COVID and solved climate change. He’d be hailed as a hero and the left would be stuck eating their hats for decades to come. But no, he would rather own the libs because they convinced his daughter to join their side.

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I mean he convinced his daughter to hate him and he switched side when the sexual predator stuff came out…

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One night I went through Gates’ “Giving Pledge” and I compared the wealth of the people who signed on in 2010 (when they started doing this pledge to give more than half their wealth to charity thing) to their wealth now. The average increase in wealth in those 12 years was like 170%, and the total combined wealth of the 50 or so signees had gone from like 250b to almost 700b. I wanted to make an effort-post with the data and more comprehensive analysis, but I got too busy and mad about it lol.

It’s crazy how profitable “charity” is for the ultra-rich

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They donate their wealth to avoid taxes. Basically their families control the foundations, they donate and avoid a whole shit ton of taxes their next of kin get the money from the foundation.

Adam Conover did a video on it.

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Now say this about Bill Gates and watch the downvotes pour in for… some reason

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Eh, Gates is older and has shown more commitment to the idea than most. I still wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him but the foundation has done some good things for a long time. And maybe with fewer self-aggrandizing press stories compared to others.

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That’s not how it works.

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They give away all their money so they don’t have to give away some of their money. Then they commit crimes so their kids can… have the money they gave away to not give away.

What a take lol

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Let’s not forget, that while they “pLeDgE”, they are also literally fucking their workers at the same time and expect that it all cancels out…

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Yeah, i pledge to fix all that shit i fucked up…

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Was just gonna say its always some vague cause instead of an actual concrete thing they’re donating to.

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If the charity itself is doing proper work, that makes sense tbh. I mean, if you had billions to donate, would you give it to some random ass organisation… Or set up your own thing to do things that you personally agree with?

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Agreed, and I’m find with the tax deduction if the charity works they do is legit, it’s not like he is paying taxes anyway.

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Yeah and if he donates a majority of his wealth, thats more than he would have been taxed regardless.

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That’s… actually a good point.

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If the charity itself is doing proper work

Bill Gates spends his charity money lobbying for privatized education and Eugenics programs.

Also paying hush money to Jeffery Epstein.

So…

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Sir, this is not your Facebook conspiracy theory group.

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Though I don’t have all day to devote to determining if these sources line up with your claims and if they’re worth a darn but I did attempt to skim.

Number 1. I dropped my subscription so I can’t view the article. Can you share?

Source 2. “The Saviorism of Melinda Gates: Eugenics, Philanthrocapitalism, and the Perils of ‘Western’ Feminisms” . This is a senior honors thesis with some pretty big claims and I’m not sure the paper presents a strong enough argument.

Mind you, Eugenics is evil dog shit steeped in racism, classism and so on. Fuck that shit.

Anyway, the author attempts to draw a line between making birth control / family planning available (to third world countries) and eugenics via population control of certain groups.

Their argument traces a very long and winding path of rather tenuous links along the way and I don’t find it very convincing. It seems more like a student grasping for straws to write a paper.

They seem to be suggesting that forced sterilization, forced sexual segregation, and similar despicable things are equivalent to ultimately voluntary family planning.

I see the point. If these programs are intended to control certain populations at a national level driven by eugenics, yeah that’s fucked.

They may have shown it is plausible that this is what the Gates Foundation has been doing but I don’t think they successfully proved it.

Source 3. Hush money… “Jeffrey Epstein allegedly tried to extort Bill Gates over extramarital affair” … yeah that’s not awesome.

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If the charity itself is doing proper work

I would be utterly shocked if it was.

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im sure its doing something like ‘raising awareness’ like all those breast cancer charities do where none of the money goes to actually helping people with breast cancer and straight into some ceo’s pocket that makes 300k a year

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You’ll know when these billionaire charity trusts actually have an impact because they will do everything in their power to scream it in your ear.

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I’d you want to see how it’s done, check out what his Ex-wife did with her money from the divorce

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/dec/15/mackenzie-scott-billionaire-donations-non-profits

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If the charity itself is doing proper work

And if the charity is donating to other charities that donate to it as part of a money laundering/tax fraud scheme, what would you say?

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It’s not a charity. It’s a way to stay in control of all of your money and not pay taxes on it. You pay yourself and your children salaries from it. You have it contract with your profitable businesses. You get to use that money to decide what the world’s ideology is. You get to use it to own a segment of science itself by being where researchers need to go if they want funding. That’s what Bill Gates did with public education the last 10 years. This is how NGOs that go on to hire death squads in South America are created. And in the meantime you spend a few decimal points on a press blitz to make yourself look like a saint.

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All the while Amazon keeps using the streets we pay for, the USPS we pay for, the GPS we pay for, and on and on. That money should be taxed and returned to us and we should get to decide what it’s for.

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Honestly, I’d go for the middle option: donate to existing charities that appeal to me. I don’t want to run a charity, it sounds like a massive headache.

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You’re probably a different demographic. I’d guess the kind of people that become billionaires, assuming they actually want to be philanthropic, think that they can do a better job of managing their charities than existing charities would do managing their donations.

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i would definitely do the latter but that is not whats happening here

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I mean if you donate billions you kinda don’t want someone do a extit scam or it going to some very sketchy places… Tax reduction is a point but pretty far down the list.

And even if its for tax purposes, the money is then tied to certain purposes and will definitely do more good than as regular taxes. (and its way more than regular taxes)

Man i hate that guy but this bashing isn’t justified.

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I wasn’t bashing him, just providing additional information as the headline is makes him sound like an altruistic hero “uniting humanity”. He isn’t. He will benefit from this in one way or another or else he wouldn’t do it.

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Also irs

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Because of course they do. Thanks for the additional info!

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And there it is…

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