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Thanks dad.

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Thank goodness it wasn’t the son.

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burn!

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I hate all of you so much right now

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This has been solved by modern technology.

Mirrors in the olden days were made with silver, and because silver is the good pure metal it refuses to reflect the evil vampires, hence the lack of reflection.

Modern mirrors lack silver so they will reflect vampires just like everyone else!

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Great now you tell me

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Have I been a vampire this whole time?

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/c/DadJokes

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See, Dad jokes!

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Yeah! I’m seeing them all over this thread!

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What in the clusterfucked Google search is that?
No way I’m clicking on that!

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What in the clusterfucked Google search is that?

/c/brandnewsentence

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Vampires will even admit they suck.

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“Vhut? I do!”

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This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual

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That’s a grave insult.

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