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So, most people are evil then??

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This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual

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This has been solved by modern technology.

Mirrors in the olden days were made with silver, and because silver is the good pure metal it refuses to reflect the evil vampires, hence the lack of reflection.

Modern mirrors lack silver so they will reflect vampires just like everyone else!

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Great now you tell me

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Have I been a vampire this whole time?

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/c/DadJokes

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What in the clusterfucked Google search is that?
No way I’m clicking on that!

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What in the clusterfucked Google search is that?

/c/brandnewsentence

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See, Dad jokes!

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Yeah! I’m seeing them all over this thread!

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Vampires will even admit they suck.

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“Vhut? I do!”

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