He was perfect. He passed some time ago but he helped me raise my son.

This isn’t to mourn him but rather to remember a dope ass cat who I spent nearly 2 decades of my life with.

He was once attacked by a pit bull, and the pit bull ended up needing stitches. Ganon was fine.

He was perfect. His vet chart has those words written 3 separate times, including one situation where “his urine is a magnificent specimen, wow” was written.

Totally unrelated … but do you know how hard it is to take a piss sample from a cat??

I ask all of you to recount your favorite made up story about ganon. Thanks friends.

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He used to hide under an old chair, my in laws gave us, waiting for my son (toddler at the time) to go to bed so he could come out.

At bedtime he’d come out because he loved the blankets being tossed around when we tucked my son in, he earned the nickname “the tucken monster” because he’d go fucking nuts attacking sheets and blankets.

After my son was in bed he’d join him to make sure no monsters came.

When I’d go to bed ganon would come and make sure no monsters got me.

He isn’t the best cat I’ve ever had, there is no top 5 or top 3 or top 2.

Ganon was one of the cats I’ve ever had, I’m now 3 cats old. They were all the best, they were all perfect.

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My god you need to write a short story about this cat. Amazing and thanks for sharing.

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Indeed perfect, what a boy.

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Gah, stupid ninjas cutting onions.

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Here is our Wednesday. She also checks under the bed for monsters when I put my daughter to bed at night.

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Rest in peace, great fluffy void.

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Once I got upset and yelled at my kid. Ganon jumped up from his nap across the room, leapt up on me where I was sitting on the couch, and bit me gently on the earlobe.

This isn’t actually a made-up story. The kid was my little sister, the parent was my mother, and the cat was Ebony, a black shorthair. But I thought it would be appropriate.

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Ganon once helped me do my taxes and got me a much better return than the prior year!

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I was once in a very heated argument online that I was on the verge of losing so I got up to get a drink and gather my thoughts. When I came back, Ganon jumped down from the keyboard and walked away nonchalantly like nothing happpened. I refreshed the page and the other guy deleted their account after being througholy roasted to the point of no return.

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