He was perfect. He passed some time ago but he helped me raise my son.
This isn’t to mourn him but rather to remember a dope ass cat who I spent nearly 2 decades of my life with.
He was once attacked by a pit bull, and the pit bull ended up needing stitches. Ganon was fine.
He was perfect. His vet chart has those words written 3 separate times, including one situation where “his urine is a magnificent specimen, wow” was written.
Totally unrelated … but do you know how hard it is to take a piss sample from a cat??
I ask all of you to recount your favorite made up story about ganon. Thanks friends.
Ganon was indeed perfect! Thanks for sharing and sorry he’s not around anymore.
And I do know how hard it is to get a piss sample from a cat. I loath it with my lil dude who has kidney issues.
Ganon is dope and I enjoy the pic of him sitting in the flower pot.
A story from Ganons past that you might not know. He was born to a tribe that normally only birth the female gender. Ganon was born and they all new he was their chosen one. Their leader. Ganon rallied his tribe together. You see they were living in harsh desert living conditions. The whole time there was more land to live on with actually trees and soil to harvest. Even less scary monsters, but the rest of the people living in the land didn’t want Ganon or his tribe to live a nice and relaxing life. They condemned Ganon and his kind to the desert.
Until Ganon fought back and his tribe tasted freedom for a bit. The traveled over the grass, swam in the rivers, and even hung out behind some waterfalls. Ganon eventually got beat back by some young kid that loves shouting and breaking jars. Ganon took the loss like a champion and learned from his mistakes. His tribe is forever grateful for the time they were able to hangout in the green fields of Hyrule.
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He saved my first and third marriages…
Kinda a dick for breaking up your second one though, but Ganon giveth and taketh
Not many people know this but Ganon saved my life. This was back in the early 2010s. I was strolling around my neighborhood and I was attacked by a Russian gangster, a feral plumber and 2 to 3 high strung nuns. Just when I thought it was over Ganon comes sprinting over out of no where, he claws one of the nuns right across the eye and fully exposed the plumbers crack(thus depleting his plumber powers). They all immediately fled. Ganon meowed at me and then used his paws to spell out his name and give me this lore before returning home.
Super cute cat, I’m glad to have known him.
Have a great day stranger 👈😎
