Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

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The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who’s missing?

The giraffe! They’re still in the refrigerator.

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You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?

You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!

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Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year

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But why don’t you use the bridge?

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(I love when I get to post these joke chains)

How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.

How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.

How can you tell there’s an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.

How can you tell there’s 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.

How can you tell there’s 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can’t quite get the door shut.

How can you tell there’s 4 elephants in your fridge? -There’s a mini cooper outside.

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The whales one took me a second!

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Well if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.

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Think of countries in the UK

And M4 is a highway, not a tank

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Severn bridge goes over Severn river, which is part of the border between England and Wales. The M4 goes from London to South Wales

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🚀the joke

🤷 Me

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It’s more of an antijoke than a dad joke.

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Check the other comments :)

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I hate that I’m subscribed to this community 😄

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your sofa? Time to buy a new sofa.

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