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Hippos

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no ; it’s humans.

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This is the correct answer. Why are they so violent?

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They’ve been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they’ve had enough.

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Well if they’ve had enough they should stop eating.

It will help with the fat

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Incel hippos are jealous of good looking tigers getting laid

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To make sure the tigers don’t start getting any ideas

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19 points

Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.

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I just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare.

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I think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything’s gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too

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Not even on the same continent. Hippos are in Africa and Tigers are in Asia. Pretty big desert in between

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The Indian ocean isn’t a desert

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Are you sure? It’s not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf?

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Look, I’m trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary!

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109 points

Probably other tigers tbh

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Makes sense to me. Tigers are ambush hunters and they love to attack from behind.

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Yeah, predators get excited when you turn around and start moving away. These eyes are just asking “what are you doing step bro?”.

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64 points

Bigger, hornier tigers.

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Tigers with horns 😨😨 ?

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umm… hornier?

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20 points

Wait until you learn about what dolphins sometimes do to their prey

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Something respectful &/or cute I am sure

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Their predators are other tigers. There are tribes in Asia who wear masks on the backs of their heads with large eyes to deter tiger attacks. Apparently the tiger is very much about stabbing you in the back, and not so big on open confrontation.

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Just like house cats

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in the Ganges Delta in India, where tigers living under protection in a reserve had been killing about 60 people a year.

Geez that’s a lot.

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I mean, deer kill about 400 people a year in the US and they aren’t even trying. 280 million people live in the Delta alongside a predator that is actually trying to kill them, so it mkaes sense.

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There’s also a fuckton of deer and they’re dumb as fuck.

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I’ve read somewhere that tigers usually aren’t trying to kill people, humans are not their natural prey and they normally ignore them. The ones that do kill people seem to have a bad experience with humans, like being shot at. Fuck humans.

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I’ve seen people get out of vehicles to try to take selfies with grizzly bear cubs. I could kinda see black bears but like wtf. But yeah you get slapped once by either and you’re pretty much dead if you aren’t within 10 minutes to a hospital.

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I learned this from Calvin & Hobbes

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That makes sense. Tigers are just big cats - they’re all kinda jerks to each other (let alone other animals), but I suppose that comes with being an apex predator.

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Tigers are territorial and solitary but quite social, they don’t usually get into fights when they meet, that only happens when they have an actual territorial conflict because there’s too many tigers on too little land. They’re perfectly fine with others visiting their prowling grounds, they might even hunt together, just don’t overstay your welcome. Actually not that terribly different from how humans treat their houses.

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