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Hippos

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This is the correct answer. Why are they so violent?

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They’ve been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they’ve had enough.

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Incel hippos are jealous of good looking tigers getting laid

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Well if they’ve had enough they should stop eating.

It will help with the fat

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33 points

To make sure the tigers don’t start getting any ideas

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19 points

Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.

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I just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare.

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I think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything’s gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too

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28 points

Not even on the same continent. Hippos are in Africa and Tigers are in Asia. Pretty big desert in between

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29 points

The Indian ocean isn’t a desert

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Are you sure? It’s not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf?

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Look, I’m trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary!

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2 points

no ; it’s humans.

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109 points

Probably other tigers tbh

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Yeah, predators get excited when you turn around and start moving away. These eyes are just asking “what are you doing step bro?”.

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Makes sense to me. Tigers are ambush hunters and they love to attack from behind.

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64 points

Bigger, hornier tigers.

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Tigers with horns 😨😨 ?

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21 points

umm… hornier?

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20 points

Wait until you learn about what dolphins sometimes do to their prey

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9 points

Something respectful &/or cute I am sure

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Probably humans, given they went from 100k to 5.6k in population in 100 years and are still in decline.

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That’s not long enough to evolve something like this, though.

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Very good point, I didn’t mean to conflate it happened in the last 100 years, more so the data of their deaths that I had access to had that timeliness.

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Even arrows or spears wouldn’t have been long enough to develop such a trait. And with those tools, still I don’t think Tiger would have been a primary target for humans. Seems like for most societies felines and canines were just not things we eat. Though maybe hunted for the pelt? In which case maybe they do eat the meat?

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Also statistically (since we’re talking evolution) it wouldn’t help much against humans, we’ve got good vision and intellect, the chances to fool us enough times for this adaptation to arise are slim.

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Considering evolutionary time scales, this trait may have been a response to something large and dangerous that’s extinct now.

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Eating a tiger liver would probably kill you with Vitamin A poisoning, a particularly painful affliction.

Easy to just avoid eating entirely, even if the rest of it is safe enough.

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Sweet, that’s good to know. WWF needs to update their website. Too many chairs to the face I think.

https://wwf.ca/species/tigers/#:~:text=Sadly%2C tigers are on the,of all remaining wild tigers.

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i mean i’ll concede that it’s not entirely ineffective, but i very much question that it would significantly affect their survival.

If a human sees a tiger which they know may well kill another human, they’re not going to give a toss about where the tiger is looking, they’re going to have 5 friends with them who all carry the best weapons they have available to turn that tiger into a rug.

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in the Ganges Delta in India, where tigers living under protection in a reserve had been killing about 60 people a year.

Geez that’s a lot.

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I mean, deer kill about 400 people a year in the US and they aren’t even trying. 280 million people live in the Delta alongside a predator that is actually trying to kill them, so it mkaes sense.

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There’s also a fuckton of deer and they’re dumb as fuck.

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I’ve read somewhere that tigers usually aren’t trying to kill people, humans are not their natural prey and they normally ignore them. The ones that do kill people seem to have a bad experience with humans, like being shot at. Fuck humans.

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I’ve seen people get out of vehicles to try to take selfies with grizzly bear cubs. I could kinda see black bears but like wtf. But yeah you get slapped once by either and you’re pretty much dead if you aren’t within 10 minutes to a hospital.

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12 points

I learned this from Calvin & Hobbes

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That makes sense. Tigers are just big cats - they’re all kinda jerks to each other (let alone other animals), but I suppose that comes with being an apex predator.

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Tigers are territorial and solitary but quite social, they don’t usually get into fights when they meet, that only happens when they have an actual territorial conflict because there’s too many tigers on too little land. They’re perfectly fine with others visiting their prowling grounds, they might even hunt together, just don’t overstay your welcome. Actually not that terribly different from how humans treat their houses.

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