111 points

Wait, you guys get to retire?

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My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead

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19 points

Real (real)

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18 points

My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself

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10 points

Ahh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”

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4 points

4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.

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17 points

I’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.

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5 points

I’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.

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2 points

26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again

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5 points

I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there

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3 points

I choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.

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77 points

You think people our age will be able to afford to retire? Ha.

That’s something the boomers and upper classes took with them.

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22 points

You think people our age will reach retirement age? Ha.

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-47 points

Boomers and gen X are the ones not able to retire. Most of the younger generations have that ability.

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23 points

Please explain.

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-41 points

They haven’t saved for retirement and grew up in an Era with with work offering pensions as rare.

Younger generations have greater growth and more savings across the board.

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67 points

I’m not afraid of retirement, I’m afraid of needing to work on the day of my funeral.

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14 points

You and me both.

My mother is already kinda facing that and I feel like it’s almost treason for politicians to keep extending the retirement age on all of us.

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61 points

Retiring doesn’t seem like an option from my perspective… Better start gaming now

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32 points

Instructions unclear, got fired for gaming at work. I guess its early retirement for me.

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39 points

Arthritis has entered the game

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14 points

Please no.

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5 points

Probably have games that watch your eye movements and track biological changes your body feels when you want to pick something. Maybe

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6 points

When my reaction time goes I switch to civ.

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5 points

by the time i retire i’m hoping we perfect brain interfaces (which looking at what we currently have isn’t too far-fetched)

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Or that medecine advances enough to solve these diseases and make our late days a bit more comfortable.

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2 points

And it sucks. Already got RSI and sadly isn’t anything that helps beyond resting…

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