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Sorry for the inconvenience(sh.itjust.works)

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Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Time for the poop knife

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alvvayson@lemmy.world
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A complimentary poop knife and ruler should be provided.

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lolcatnip@reddthat.com
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*poop knife and poop ruler

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RBG@discuss.tchncs.de
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The poop knife stays on reddit. Please.

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Moc@lemmy.world
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The poop knife transcends reddit, please

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Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee
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They probably holding it in. Lemmy people don’t shit, duh!?.

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nonailsleft@lemm.ee
5 points

Can’t have both your fancy app and your fancy knife

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lolcatnip@reddthat.com
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I first learned of the poop knife on Metafilter.

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PickTheStick@ttrpg.network
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I learned about it from my father… :'(

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Absolute_Axoltl@feddit.uk
63 points

Need one of those tools for measuring spaghetti portions attached

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nonailsleft@lemm.ee
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That thing only works for standard length tho

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WoahWoah@lemmy.world
2 points

Periodically move it sideways. One oversized poop becomes two standard poops. Pooplication.

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Trollivier@sh.itjust.works
31 points

Gotta plan accordingly, or carry a poop knife.

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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
30 points

The real inconvenience is having to convert the olde world measurements to modern ones anyone would understand.

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lolcatnip@reddthat.com
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Fortunately toilets tend to stay attached to a specific region, so it’s possible to know which unit system the best majority of people using it will be most familiar with.

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Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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While americans don’t measure in centimeters, we do understand grams. Weigh the damn poops.

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negativeyoda@lemmy.world
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The United States, Liberia, and Myanmar all high five one another and beg to differ. It’s an exclusive club

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daisy lazarus@lemmy.world
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The arbitrary capitalisation of “Poops” and “Time” bothers me immensely.

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SuperDuper@lemmy.world
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But not Bigger?

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RQG@lemmy.world
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The first letter if Bigger. That computes.

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