The United States, Liberia, and Myanmar all high five one another and beg to differ. It’s an exclusive club

While americans don’t measure in centimeters, we do understand grams. Weigh the damn poops.

Fortunately toilets tend to stay attached to a specific region, so it’s possible to know which unit system the best majority of people using it will be most familiar with.

A bean batter.

Sure, sure. But they’ve probably been doing it for a while now.

I feel bad for the person who’s come to expect them and isn’t going to get their XXL turds today.

They are going to be very disappointed when they read that sign