I poop in metric so this doesn’t apply to me.

I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.

Here in Australia no one has “poop knives”. American plumbing is a sad joke. Most Aussies don’t even own a plunger.

What should be the lemmy equivalent of the poop knife? A shit blade? A defecation spatula? A dung spoon?

Okay, so I gotta pinch it off twice then?

Gotta get one of those Play-Doh shape-sphincters to shove up your butt before you get down to business to “defeat the huns”