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Pro tip: whenever a relative asks you to fix their computer, wipe everything and set up Linux for them. That’ll teach em.

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I just tell them that I only deal with Linux and that is usually enough to dissuade.

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10 points

,oh how glad, my ubuntu is broken since update"

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5 points

Then it’s fun lol

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9 points

Honestly no problem, if they’re tech literate enough to have gotten that far it’ll probably be okay

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2 points

Looks like we’re setting up an improvised KVM device! :D

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8 points

Legit haven’t touched windows in 5 years, I don’t know my way around it

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5 points

I haven’t used Windows personally in about 15 years and professionally in about 10. I’m pretty useless on anything newer than XP. I even got my wife to switch over to a Mac Mini because at least that has a Unix-like OS and she can still do her audio work on it (in fact, better than a Windows system because their patch QA is light-years ahead of the MS “fuck it, it’ll break some systems but we’ll get that next patch Tuesday” approach).

That’s not to say that I like Apple. I just dislike their OS less than Windows.

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7 points

Did that, kind of. The system’s been running flawlessly for like a decade now. I’m not sure if they even understand the difference.

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16 points

Did that for my sister but nowadays I just use the excuse: “Sorry I can’t help you, I don’t use Windows anymore”.

The real problem is when a relative know that I’m computer guy and ask me to fix the TV/air conditioner or like my father once did: setup an antenna

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4 points

Or even better, install Emacs and run away laughing wildly! Bwahahahaha!

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31 points

“You use Arch, now, btw”

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15 points

“Make sure to write that down, because you’re legally required to bring it up at every possible opportunity.”

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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

Edsger W. Dijkstra

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40 points

And when your radio is broken, you don’t ask a composer

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6 points

“Brother, may i have some IT-Service?”

“No.”

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11 points

1 in 10 CS majors fall for this common trap. The other makes this mistake at work.

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The biggest career mistake I’ve ever made is opening an Excel macro and changing two characters to make it count a thing again.

I was then permanently labelled Cracks the Technomancer, master of all things technology. It fucking sucks.

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Especially this time of year when people are panicking for whatever reason, people are travelling, people are coming and going, people are buying laptops, devices and phones and the majority of them don’t know how digital files or folders even work (or where they are in a digital system).

If you know anything about computers … just pretend you don’t know anything like everyone else. It will save you so much work and headaches this time of year.

And don’t get soft either … cute girl asking for help? NO … old grandma has a new laptop? NO … your dying relative has a new phone? NO! … your two year old niece has a new tablet? NO! … your drug dealer wants to lower your debt in exchange for fixing their PC? HELL NO!!!

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your drug dealer wants to lower your debt in exchange for fixing their PC? HELL NO!!!

nuh uh, if i’m getting paid (getting paid in reduced debt is still paid cuz it’s money i was gonna give him anyway) i’ll do whatever

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Yep that’s a contract and I work for those

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