Sources say she was playing tic tac toe just before falling down a flight of marble steps.
Comrade stairs strikes again 🫡
Stairs are unfortunately non ideological and fuck up lots of older people who aren’t evil too. We could genuinely do with less stairs, accessibility is of course one thing but injuries are another. Stairs aren’t an uncommon cause for people not being able to use stairs again. I’ve taken some bad spills before on stairs that would have for sure killed or paralyzed me if I were older.
Class war is not without its collateral damage. The ruling class are mostly boomers, vulnerable to the traps laid by comrade stairs. Once the revolution is won, we shall honor the martyrs and celebrate their great sacrifice.
Edit: /j just in case its not obvious
Who the fuck plays tic tac toe? If 2 adults are playing and not getting a draw each time they are not skilled enough tactician to lead anything let alone a country. Anyway, hope the fall kills her.
I was just doing a bit from when she was talking during the Tiktok hearings. https://xcancel.com/HowardMortman/status/1767908520865738869
Sources say her first words upon resuscitation were “I fell tic tac toever.”
Down D. Stairs is real
Ms. Pelosi was traveling with colleagues in both the House and the Senate to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge.
She’s older than the fucking battle. She’s 84.
Lmao eat shit witch
