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My ancestors can get fucked. It’s time to start living for your descendants.

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Look at this guy over here planning on having descendants.

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*Looks at the current state of the world*

Now that’s wishful thinking. Most parents will happily continue polluting and voting for politicians that don’t give a fuck about the future of their children.

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What’s my special sock got to do with this?

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That is an excellent point

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I like how everyone in heaven is white.

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It’s specifically the dude’s ancestors, clearly he’s as white as they come

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Pretty racist not to have any black ancestors smdh

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Or fish. All mammals evolved from fish. Where are the fish.

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Heaven was invented in 38 AD, common misunderstanding.

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Pretty racist to not have any Tongan ancestors

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White old men. The ultimative conservative power fantasy.

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Ah yes the power fantasy of dying in your old age lol

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Ultimative

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It’s Mormon heaven.

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I’m 90% sure this is a Jehovah’s Witness illustration of the 144,000. While they have a lot of minority representation in their pics on earth, heaven is almost always depicted to be white bread as fuck.

Not totally sure it’s theirs, though. These groups copy each others homework a lot.

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Fellas, is it gay to go to heaven? I mean, just look at it! You’re surrounded by dicks! It’s a total sausage-fest up there!

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yes ; it is.

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This isn’t actually depicting heaven, it’s depicting hell for persons of colour

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no, hell is good, because their are no Christians there

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good

Heaven and hell isn’t for “good” or “bad” people. It’s for believers and non-believers.

You can be the most “good” person ever, but if you don’t believe in “God” (or Jesus, or whatever) you’re not going to heaven.

Inversely, you could be literally Hitler + Mao and genocide an entire population… but as long as you REALLY believe in Jesus and repent seconds before you die! (or whatever figurative loophole probably exists in your religion of choice).

So if I hit some pearly gates when I die, sign me up for Hell please…

I guess I just agree with your statement… but take mild issue with “good”.

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Does anyone who identifies as a person of color spell “color” with a u?

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Living Colour?

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Psst, they have black people in the UK.

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You live in the United States of Planet Earth, huh?

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US influence doesn’t reach beyond its borders.

/s

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I don’t get it. Why are you reaching for the police officers weapon?

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Suicide by cops

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Is there a reference here I’m missing?

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The Bible.

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Religious fantasies are hella weird.

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