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“There’s something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so that you can have more of it”

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Yeah definitely the smartphone is why I still don’t have a girlfriend yup yup

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Dating sites with the usual business model of pay-to-play have an incentive to sabotage long term relationships by not showing the most compatible people to each other.

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Proved the underpaid math teacher wrong when they said we wouldn’t always have a calculator in our pocket.

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GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.

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The flashlight to.

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And authenticators, password managers.

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Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.

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anal-locked

new kind of biometrics?

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Insert authentication dildo to continue.

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Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.

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Yeah, none of that is the phone’s fault. That is like blaming fast food for being a fat ass.

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Yeah it is totally the phone’s fault that this person is unable to date other people, that is their biggest problem with smartphones, not the Internet.

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