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the one grants you immortality at a touch, the other kills you instantly.

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What happens if you grab both at the same time?

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You are the worm now. Congratulations!

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you remain aware of every particle in your body as it decomposes and spreads around the world, that one scp

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Fwiw, this is untrue. Sorry to be the killjoy

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This is a community that makes up lies as a joke, but it is true you shouldn’t expect double worms if you cut one in half. Lots of sad, worm-loving children learned this the hard way.

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Ahh shit, my bad. Sorry about that.

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As long as it’s not a snail I should be good.

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You can avoid this problem by cutting the worm lengthwise.

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That makes it worse, actually. The half that doesn’t forgive you is the one that’s the asshole. If you cut it in half lengthwise then both of them get the asshole.

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What if you just cut off the ass and send the ass on the Musky man’s rocketship?

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There’s a reason why someone invented the flamethrower… 😉

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