the one grants you immortality at a touch, the other kills you instantly.
Fwiw, this is untrue. Sorry to be the killjoy
This is a community that makes up lies as a joke, but it is true you shouldn’t expect double worms if you cut one in half. Lots of sad, worm-loving children learned this the hard way.
As long as it’s not a snail I should be good.
You can avoid this problem by cutting the worm lengthwise.
That makes it worse, actually. The half that doesn’t forgive you is the one that’s the asshole. If you cut it in half lengthwise then both of them get the asshole.
There’s a reason why someone invented the flamethrower… 😉