Chances of you being killed by worm are low but never zero!
You can avoid this problem by cutting the worm lengthwise.
That makes it worse, actually. The half that doesn’t forgive you is the one that’s the asshole. If you cut it in half lengthwise then both of them get the asshole.
the one grants you immortality at a touch, the other kills you instantly.
Ok that reminded me of this joke:
A guy hears a knock on his door, he answers it and nobody’s there. “Damn kids,” he says. Then he notices a snail on the doormat, picks it up and throws it over the fence.
Six months later there’s another knock on the door. When he answers it there’s nobody there, but the snail is on the mat again. The snail looks up and says, “So… what was THAT all about?”
That’s why you should then cut the vengeful half again into halves, but unfortunately this goes on forever.
