checkmate Christians
I think ots important for there go be people from the scientific community who act in the role of “popularizers of science.” Its good to have liasons to speak to a general audience and make people aware and excited about what they do and discover.
But damn if this guy isn’t the most insifferable prick about it
Reddit Atheism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race…
Mostly because of the islamophobia and imperialist narratives it reinforced during the 2000s. The atheism part is fine
In case you were wondering, for Santa to pass through every chimney of the houses of all those who celebrate Christmas, he must be no wider than 25 cm. However, not every house has a chimney—and technically, breaking and entering via a chimney is a crime. If Santa were caught, he might end up in jail!
AITA because I shot Santa while he was entering my house via the chimney??
ELI5 how big is Santas sack?
A lot of houses have a chimney that’s just an exhaust for a gas furnace, not a fireplace… an interesting twist I’ve never seen an attempted explanation for
in the Santa Clause movie Tim Allen goes down those too… as he thins out to fit into the pipe and goes down, at the bottom the wall turns into a giant fireplace, until he goes back up again and it turns back into a normal wall.
lol that’s pretty funny and the goofy cgi makes it even better
I shot Santa while he was entering my house via the chimney
That sounds like a comedy premise. Santa gets shot by a paranoid homeowner and someone has to save Christmas.
Bobby McChud shoots Santa in an instance of castle doctrine. Because of the intricacies of Christmas magic McChud becomes the new Santa. He gives AR-15’s to white children and coal to woke children. Hillary ensues.
I think that’s the plot to “The Santa Claus” with Tim Allen. Basically a guy catches Santa on his roof, startles Santa, and Santa slips, falls, and dies. Apparently being Santa is some kind of memetic curse, because Tim Allen is now turning into Santa against his will, experiencing all kinds of body horror as he grows a big beard, his hair turns white, and he gains stupid amounts of weight.
Oh, sure, a spontaneous caster that spends all their time in a secluded tower definitely not studying spells. Not buying it
If Santa Claus was real, he would not survive the yankee reich. This would be mitigated by no USAmericans being on the good list
adult santa enjoyers are SEETHING. they can’t withstand his logic
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