Santa uses the multiverse and quantum mechanics to do it. That’s what he told me.

Not accounting for the naughty kids who flipped a light switch on the Sabbath. Probably Santa would have to visit about 3 homes in total, which is why most adults don’t believe in Santa.

based. haters gonna hate

I beg to differ. We can see his exact route in realtime on Christmas eve delivering presents. 100% possible! https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map

Sounds like the type of person who always says their favourite Christmas movie is Die Hard.