153 points

Wait 'til you see the child size soda.

It’s 512 ounces, or roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied. It’s a real bargain at $1.59.

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48 points

Straight from the orphan crushing machine. Delicious

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40 points

512oz = 15.14L. Literally soda in a size of a child.

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7 points

Damn, 15L of coke is like 5700 calories. More than double a daily intake only in a fucking soda.

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If you drink diet Coke, you could drink about 15-20 of them before you get to the lethal limit of sodium in a grown adult.

So room to grow!

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19 points

Who The fuck is able to drink that much? That’s a fucking bucket just with soda.

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17 points

If you can’t beat’em sweetems :)

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11 points

I wonder what the nutrition is of the average fish and chips meal. That would be a slightly more reasonable comparison, wouldn’t it?

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23 points

He said he was European, not British.

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7 points

So a kebab then?

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4 points

Kebabs don’t dominate our eating as much as Burgers do in the US

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6 points

Kebabs aren’t that bad? They use a lot of veggies here so they can skip on meat 🙃.

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Compare this to all the other Europeans saying how absolutely fucking delicious American burgers and food in general is.

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Deliciousness and oversized portions are not, in fact, mutually exclusive

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The real issue is that in American food they are much more willing to throw out the idea that food should be healthy and nutritious for profit and quantity.

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It’s more that the restaurant industry is so big and specialized over here that if you want to eat healthy there are establishments for that, and if you want OP’s experience there are others for that. If you want the freshest, healthiest menus with scratch-made dishes you patronize local businesses. If you want the name brand dishes—most which are precooked and reheated—you go to one of the nationwide chains.

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True, but if you can have both, why not? You don’t have to eat a whole combo yourself, my SO and I usually share an order of fries, don’t get sodas, and get our own burgers. If we go to a sit down restaurant, we’ll usually share an entre and maybe order an extra side if we don’t think it’s enough.

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I don’t think I’ve heard any European say this about American junk/fast food even once.

About the only thing I think I’ve heard in regards to flavor is “sickeningly sweet” and “even stuff that’s not supposed to be sweet is sweet”.

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8 points

Just eat your cake bread drenched in sugar sauce.

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Yeah, if anything it is known for sugar in everything that’s not supposed to be sweet and corn syrup where you’d expect normal sweetness from sugar. And absurdly large portions.

Personally I have only tried some of the more “famous” sweets such as twinkies and reecies or whatever it’s called, and I found both disgusting. The former are just weirdly greasy cake dough filled with teeth hurtingly sweet goop, so intense you can’t taste anything else. And the other made me gag after just a small bite and was entirely too sticky for my taste.

I also tried imported “original” Mac and cheese and that stuff was just repulsive too. Weirdly bland and the consistency of snot.

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Why do europeans insist on eating the worst american foods? Twinkies barely count as a food they’re like 99% preservatives

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0 points

and salty… everything is way high sodium

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15 points

I’ve literally never heard any European say that, and I know a good fucking amount of Europeans

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fucking delicious American […] food in general is.

yeah so that’s a ragebait, isn’t it?

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11 points

lol, I better eat two hamburgers in one day to get the true american experience

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1 point

É meglio no

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3 points

I had two hamburgers today for lunch today. No big deal.

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14 points

Twelve dallers? That’s a steal post-inflation.

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7 points

I just fed myself and three kids on <$20, which was pretty cool.

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When is the “post-inflation” going to happen? Haven’t seen any indication of inflation coming to an end in my lifetime.

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Fuck yeah… Not really implying it’s over but there’s a huge spike from 2020 to 2022 but much less so from 2023 to (now) 2025.

Prices spiked from pre pandemic to post pandemic. Burgers from 8-10 dollars to 15 ish dollars. So like 50 percent. From two years ago to now… Idk. Burger spoked from 14 ish dollars tobamube 15-16. Ridiculous. But predictable/ reasonable (but actually inreasonabel).

That’s where I come from. Chime in from other countries other than my current state of mother fucking Georgia, USA…

Edit: happy to double check my math with sources when I’m sober again. Happy new year’s!

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It’s always a good time to start Internet arguments when you’re drunk haha. Have a good new year’s eve!

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