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Wait until anon discovers a hamburger with a glazed donut for a bun and the entire thing is deepfried.

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Where do I find this?

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5 points

served with a side drink of milkshake with double cream on it

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2 points

Is it a five dollar shake?

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1 point

Only with coupons

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2 points

I think you think you are joking but that is a real beverage option for said burger. They even add a stick of butter for extra fat content.

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No I don’t, I have encountered many americans trying to convince me that this is a reasonable combo…

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4 points

I haven’t discovered this yet, praying 2025 won’t be my year 🙏🏼

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2 points

Wait till Americans discover deep-fried candy bars, the one area where the Europeans (well, Scots in particular) area ahead of Americans in deep-fried tech.

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8 points

We’ve had that for nearly a century, it’s just state fair food because even Americans have standards.

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3 points

Forcing Presidents to eat Iowa Goy Slop on national television like it’s a TLC reality TV show called “My 1000 lb Family” is a rite of passage in this country.

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1 point

Haha that’s cute! That’s where deep frying starts here. We even deep fry butter.

Behold! A monument to American Gluttony!

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2 points

Comes with a side of insulin I hope. $800 combo

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153 points

Wait 'til you see the child size soda.

It’s 512 ounces, or roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied. It’s a real bargain at $1.59.

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48 points

Straight from the orphan crushing machine. Delicious

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512oz = 15.14L. Literally soda in a size of a child.

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19 points

Who The fuck is able to drink that much? That’s a fucking bucket just with soda.

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7 points

Damn, 15L of coke is like 5700 calories. More than double a daily intake only in a fucking soda.

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9 points

If you drink diet Coke, you could drink about 15-20 of them before you get to the lethal limit of sodium in a grown adult.

So room to grow!

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If you can’t beat’em sweetems :)

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I’m currently vacationing in Japan and have slimmed down a lot in just a week of walking, eating smaller healthier meals, and taking the train everywhere. America has a truly fucked standard of living. I don’t want to go back to driving and eating shitty oversized unhealthy meals while also tipping.

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you’ve “slimmed down a lot” in a week? did you also give birth this week? or is this a bias?

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It’s not a bias it’s a fact. My shirts are way more loose on me and I’ve been walking an average of 15,000 steps a day. What’s it to you anyway? Are you upset someone’s making a valid criticism about American transportation and eating habits?

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Because it’s a week lol you’re talking about losing water from sweating, stored sugars in muscles from exercising, and a teensy bit of fat loss. you haven’t “lost a lot” you’re just on vacation

what’s it to me? I like to tell people when they’re wrong in the internet. you said something stupid. hello.

lifestyle change and public transit are great but you’re just on vacation. and this is coming from someone who lived over a decade in the Americas and Asia both.

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I walk an average of 15k steps on a slow day. Before I got promoted out of the shipping dept I used to do 30k/day before I left work, then still had to run errands and do things, now it’s usually more like 10k-15k at work (and some bodyweight squats while I stand at my desk because why not) and go do things. All of this (and here’s the part that will shock you) was in America. You don’t have to be in Japan to walk, even if you don’t walk for work there’s always “exercising.”

Basically you’re saying “usually at home I’m sedentary as fuck but since here I’m a gawking tourist I’ve been doing a modicum of cardio, and it has affected me exactly as expected, but instead of give myself credit for the work I did and realizing I could take this lesson back home I’m going to turn it into some weird contest and continue to blame my environment.”

It is possible to eat healthy here too, though that is admittedly harder especially if you’re dead set on not cooking, yet there are healthy to go options if you know where to look still. Buy a used bike and eat healthy at home, you don’t have to have cool foreign shit to look at while you do it, there’s probably a nice park or trail nearby you can have cool local nature to look at too. Or travel a lot and use that as an excuse if you’re privileged enough, whatever, but make no mistake you don’t have to.

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You can lose 5 pounds in a week if you’re under 50 and healthy. This would cause clothes to loosen up on you.

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Depending on your starting state/condition, you could slim down a noticeable amount during a week, sure.

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you could also just say random shit on the internet too, wonder which is more likely

look i think America is a torturous shit hole just like the rest of lemmy but the above point is just fucking stupid

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5 points

I spent a month there at 19 and had to buy a belt a week and a half in

Story checks out to me

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Vacationing in Italy was the same - smaller, healthier meals, lots of walking - I felt great and didn’t have the shits once on a 2 week trip. It’s a daily thing at home.

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What do you do if you have a bad knee or back?

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Between 1975 and 2016, the prevalence of obesity in Europe rose 138%, with a 21% rise between 2006 and 2016. The prevalence of overweight rose by 51% between 1975 and 2016, and by 8% between 2006 and 2016. It is expected that by 2030, over half of Europe will live with obesity – up to 89% in some countries. No Member State is on track to reach the target of halting the rise in obesity by 2025.

https://www.eufic.org/en/healthy-living/article/europes-obesity-statistics-figures-trends-rates-by-country

The proliferation of unhealthy eating is a big problem for most of Europe, too. They’re on the same path as the US for mostly the same reasons, just a few steps back.

That said, if I’m going to be fat, I’d rather it be because of schnitzel the size of a dinner plate or cacio e pepe over a Monster Burger.

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That said, if I’m going to be fat, I’d rather it be because of schnitzel the size of a dinner plate or cacio e pepe over a Monster Burger.

Do you actually believe that these numbers are from common people eating quality food?

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No. I think it’s for the reasons outlined or suggested in the link I included: increased cost of healthy ingredients, decreased accessibility to the same, people struggling to find time to eat well in the increasingly fast paced world, etc.

My mentioning my personal preference is mostly a concession to nuggets of truth in the 4chan post. It’s also true; there is nothing common about how I would prefer to consume quality food.

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7 points

The access to fresher ingredients and healthier food cannot be understated. Food is so much more processed in the US, even if you’re mainly cooking at home. Even the “ingredients” you buy at grocery stores are more processed.

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That’s not making people fat. People are fat because they eat to much and have sedentary lifestyles. Watch secret eaters on YT, it’s from the UK, but demonstrates how much snacking and sitting most people do.

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5 points

hey I’ve been waiting for you

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Nothing beats a cheeseburger. Btw, it’s not cheeseburgers making us fat, for the most part. It’s soda, and low quality food products with excess sugar and refined carbs.

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Yeah. Europe is only 10% behind the US in being overweight. 60% compared to 70%. Not much room to talk shit.

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50 points

Anyone who looks at the U.S. and thinks it’s a fucked up country because of the food just isn’t paying attention.

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It may not be the only issue but it is definitely on the list.

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Agreed to both of these points, though as an American I will say there are healthier options, it’s just that they make those cost twice as much as the cheaper, unhealthy options.

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Go to a Mexican restaurant. Fajitas are $25 or more. It’s just vegetables with some meat. I can make that at home for like $3. We don’t eat out much.

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Agreed. It’s just not where I’d start changing things.

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I dunno. As the saying goes,“You are what you eat.” And our elected “leader” advocates the leading producer of junk food.

Maybe if the American populace had actual nutrients in their bodies instead of butter and lard, we’d be able to critically think for once

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The food stands out. Like Australia has too many fat people too, but our restaurants don’t cater to them like America’s - don’t try to feed everyone a meal suited to a 200kg man trying for 300.

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Most of the food comes from fast food along stroads. It is a core part of the problem. The education system is probably the root, but I wouldn’t expect a tourist to understand that.

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Anyone who (likely) intentionally writes the word “snicker” wrong to include a slur doesn’t think the actual bad stuff in America is bad.

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9 points

Most american comment ever

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Real

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Snigger is just a variant form more common in the UK, where snicker is the preferred one in the US. Though I wouldn’t put it past a 4chan user, it’s also a perfectly normal word they may have learned being taught and exposed to UK variants of English.

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That’s so weird, I’ve literally never seen that form used even by people from the UK.

I guess it’s plausible that they’d just write it like that, I guess.

The secret third option is that they know that it’s a way of spelling it and prefer to use it because hehe n word.

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Really waving your ignorance there, bud, not his.

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