12 points

Return to horny electric meat. Heed the words of the prophet, who spake thus: “Here. Take the meat bridge. It’s right here.”

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I believe that’s the words of the prophet Grundle

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16 points

You all are horny?

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33 points

Constantly. Also full on phobia of being touched.

Bad combo, do not recommend.

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3 points

How in tarnation

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10 points

Fairly common, in my experience. Often trauma based, and sometimes through therapy gets better.

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5 points

That just means you need an equally horny bdsm sub and a vac bed

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4 points

Yeah no touching is just as bad.

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8 points

I know that lack of feel. Horny but I fear the presence of other people so badly that I literally can’t form relationships and that breaks the mechanics.

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63 points

Horny tubes of electric meat, really.

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50 points

Found the topologist

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22 points

“Humans are spillproof coffee mugs, researchers say”

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I think I spilled a little bit in my underpants

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There are seven natural body openings or orifices providing access to an internal cavity through a natural passage called a canal, duct or meatus.

Sir, you are no coffee mug, you are a much more. You have 7 holes. 7 genus. 6 more holes than a boring old donut. Appreciate yourself!

Source: https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Topological-visualization-of-Hurwitzs-regular-map-3-7-of-genus-7-of-J-J-van-Wijk_fig4_318563084

🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩

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Scientists say “Scientific statements are meaningless when taken out of context.”

Newspapers report “Scientists say that scientific statements are meaningless.”

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6 points

Horny double torus.

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7 points

Saucy donut

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4 points

I almost said electric meat donut, but went for tube after some deliberation.

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13 points

Something something, in the grand scheme of things, were not much different than a house plant with anxiety issues.

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24 points

Ugly bags of mostly water

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Sexy bags of mostly water.

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11 points

Stupid sexy flanbag

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