This is accidentally so true for German learners when it comes to German verbs.
My dad used to brag about those situations being great cause it meant you had the salesperson that worked for you by the balls and wouldn’t have to care about raises or bonuses for them or treating them well cause you knew they needed the job badly.
He was a fucking asshole.
A keylogger on the back of the boss’ computer? A hardware VPN backdoor to the company’s network? Oh maybe bring a flash drive full of malware and viruses and just drop it in the break room?
Is the last line (flash drive full of malware left in the break room) actually illegal?
All these things are illegal.
I’m not saying don’t, I’m just saying don’t leave fingerprints (physical or digital)
Please don’t do this, you will be tried and probably end up in prison. There must better ways to be petty that won’t give you problems with police and judicial system.
I was involved as a witness in two cases like this, not only it creates problem for you but a lot of other people as well.
Fill the curtain rods with fish. It’ll take a few days for the smell to start, and weeks before anyone even thinks to check the curtain rods.
You didn’t hear this from me, but I hear a lot of cubicle corners have removable caps that can make a great storage place for all kinds of interesting things.
Make sure you do this in a non identifiable way. This is illegal and you can get fucked. Do not have it associated with your account at all.
They wouldn’t care.
Just change an important password somewhere, have an important file/tool at home somewhere, or make yourself unmissable in any other way.
Or at least send a giant corporate mail to everyone stating all the nasty shit the company has done over the years you worked there.
Just change an important password somewhere, have an important file/tool at home somewhere, or make yourself unmissable in any other way
I think this might be classed as industrial sabotage and might be illegal. I’m not a lawyer though.
