My baby left me and my mule got lame
Lost my money in a poker game
A windstorm came just the other day
Blew the house that I lived in away… …so, boss, what did you want to see me about?
Ask for a day off for radiation treatment because you were diagnosed with terminal cancer. Normally you would plan this outside business hours but you also need to get a second mortgage to be able to pay for treatment as insurance won’t cover it.
Oh and talk about it out in the open with coworkers before they ask you in their office for ‘the’ conversation.
Do the castanza thing, don’t show up. Day after just goto work and act like nothing happened.
They wouldn’t care.
Just change an important password somewhere, have an important file/tool at home somewhere, or make yourself unmissable in any other way.
Or at least send a giant corporate mail to everyone stating all the nasty shit the company has done over the years you worked there.
Just change an important password somewhere, have an important file/tool at home somewhere, or make yourself unmissable in any other way
I think this might be classed as industrial sabotage and might be illegal. I’m not a lawyer though.
They were wrong to assume their employer has feelings
