i just wanna see fewer affluent smug whiteys on social media tbh. they are fucking EVERYWHERE and the “family” “content” from them just drives me up a wall
Love the casual sexism of the wife having to look like she’s ready for hosting a TV show while her Hubby™ can get away with the signature “been playing War Thunder half naked to 10 hours straight and guests are coming” look
“for the last time Patricia, it’s called a MAN cave, not a goon cave, and the only thing i’ve been cranking is the level on my Sturmpanzergezetzbetriebungwagen. up. cranking the levels up. what? I already did the dishes last week. take a shower? no, I don’t think i smell like ball sweat and coffee breath. it’s only your parents Patricia, we see them every couple of months. Mackayden can vacuum the living room, can’t you, buddy?”
crakkkers
Jayson, Mason, Aiden, Caden, and Bailey
thats why im happy that my family is way to dysfunctional to have any photos together
