i just wanna see fewer affluent smug whiteys on social media tbh. they are fucking EVERYWHERE and the “family” “content” from them just drives me up a wall
i wish i understood why they always want to go barefoot.
they’re either dressed up really nicely in three piece suites or expensive dresses like wedding pics with nothing on their feet or they’re dressed up in layers that include sweaters so it’s cold like in this pic, but barefoot nonetheless.
socks without shoes is weird and traps in foot sweat. shoes indoors is gross. barefoot or slippers (the open toe kind, not the fluffy kind) is the only way
on a normal day: sure
on a day when you hire a photographer and go through the extra effort of looking better than you ordinarily do to commemorate a special occasion: wtf
crakkkers
thats why im happy that my family is way to dysfunctional to have any photos together
Love the casual sexism of the wife having to look like she’s ready for hosting a TV show while her Hubby™ can get away with the signature “been playing War Thunder half naked to 10 hours straight and guests are coming” look
“for the last time Patricia, it’s called a MAN cave, not a goon cave, and the only thing i’ve been cranking is the level on my Sturmpanzergezetzbetriebungwagen. up. cranking the levels up. what? I already did the dishes last week. take a shower? no, I don’t think i smell like ball sweat and coffee breath. it’s only your parents Patricia, we see them every couple of months. Mackayden can vacuum the living room, can’t you, buddy?”
