It really is. After 11 years of remote work I would never go back to an office. I also understand we can’t all work remote. I was an automotive and industrial painter for most of my pre-IT career and that would have been rather difficult to do over the internet :p

One can find public restrooms disgusting, because they are, without negatively impacting their lives

Listing benefits for WFH isn’t the same as having crippling insecurities. I can say I enjoy cooking my own lunch when I work from home. It doesn’t mean I have crippling insecurities about eating out.

Really? I don’t get that at all, I understand exactly where they’re coming from. I don’t mind public toilets but I love being able to take shits in the privacy and cleanliness of my own home.

Privacy and not feeling rushed while pooping.

Because public toilets are designed primarily to serve the employer, not the needs of the people actually using them.

Are you that cheap?

I have a bidet and a towel. One toilet paper roll lasts 6 months.

Pro tip, any time you do visit the office, bring a standard key for the dispenser. I mean they bought it for your use, right? If you don’t have an office nearby you can always visit someone else’s office.