But then you miss the excitement of being able to race the person in the neighbouring cubicle.
Your legs are gonna fall asleep if you don’t get off the toilet sometime
I can never get the harmonic resonance of my farts just right in the work toilets. At home I can make that baby hum like a didgeridoo
This is a valid point, the down side is I have to pay for the toilet paper and water myself.
Pro tip, any time you do visit the office, bring a standard key for the dispenser. I mean they bought it for your use, right? If you don’t have an office nearby you can always visit someone else’s office.