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You are just the right color!

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Something something cloak and wizard hat…

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I cast Lvl. 3 erotism baby!

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I actually do have a wizard robe and hat (they were separate gifts from people who know me well) but somehow I’ve never worn the hat during sex.

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Yeah but do you own a rhino horn?

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For me it’s not the words but how they’re delivered. Anything that sounds like the fake nonsense done in mainstream porn is an instant turn-off.

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That was my go-to dirty talk joke, but as the years have gone by and that R has gotten harder I’ve stopped using it out loud.

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Linus, is that you?

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Dirty talk just doesn’t work for me. I find it demeaning. Nothing against those who enjoy it but it is a direct turn off for me.

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Oh yeah? You probably just haven’t been downvoted hard enough! You wanna get de-federated, you filthy comment whore! (I apologize, I’m bad at this)

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I don’t really think that qualifies as dirty talk. That is just being rude.

Potty mouth! You should learn how to properly behave!.

(Yeah, I am obviously bad at this as well)

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