You are just the right color!
Something something cloak and wizard hat…
I actually do have a wizard robe and hat (they were separate gifts from people who know me well) but somehow I’ve never worn the hat during sex.
For me it’s not the words but how they’re delivered. Anything that sounds like the fake nonsense done in mainstream porn is an instant turn-off.
You like that you fucking retard?
That was my go-to dirty talk joke, but as the years have gone by and that R has gotten harder I’ve stopped using it out loud.
Dirty talk just doesn’t work for me. I find it demeaning. Nothing against those who enjoy it but it is a direct turn off for me.
Oh yeah? You probably just haven’t been downvoted hard enough! You wanna get de-federated, you filthy comment whore! (I apologize, I’m bad at this)