I understand that the thread has mostly lost its heat but nonetheless I’m going to leave this here. This my understanding of dirty talking, as it should be: respectful, teasing, uplifting and full of promise.
I write as a hobby and dialogue is something I enjoy writing, as I’m often able to have things said through the characters in my stories that otherwise I would never be able to muster the slightest ounce of courage to utter.
Picture the following dialogue between a couple that has already hooked up but is now actively socializing, taking part of a salon game along the lines of “truth or dare” or “never would I ever”. At this point, things have become somewhat raunchy, so the mood is up.
“You consider yourself good in bed?”
“I don’t keep score cards.”
“You should. I’d give you a solid 8 after last night.”
“You were just as involved as I was.”
“Really?”
“From where I was standing, yes.”
“Standing, sitting, knealing… you did propped up yourself for the task.”
“I try. Thank you.”
“Wanna try for the 10 a little later?”
“How about an 11?”
There is a lot of background missing but this is the couple teasing each other, whispering at each other, after someone asked if a person, who boasts constantly for having a lot of hookups, if they consider themselves good in bed.
“Strangle me with the dead cat!!!”
You like that you fucking retard?
That was my go-to dirty talk joke, but as the years have gone by and that R has gotten harder I’ve stopped using it out loud.
Dirty talk just doesn’t work for me. I find it demeaning. Nothing against those who enjoy it but it is a direct turn off for me.
Oh yeah? You probably just haven’t been downvoted hard enough! You wanna get de-federated, you filthy comment whore! (I apologize, I’m bad at this)
I met a couple of gay cis men who called their anus “pussy”. Instant turn off.
(I don’t talk about trans women, enbies, femboys or what. Just random cis guys)
Enby = NB = Non Binary
It’s an umbrella term for transgender people who do not identify themselves with the binary gender system (i.e either man or woman)