What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
I didn’t invent this but I was really proud that I ‘got’ this readers digest joke from the bathroom copy when I was 10? and it’s stuck with me.
Person A is on the elevator and Person B gets on
Person A: “You look like Helen Brown”
Person B: “You don’t look so good in black either”
Two muffins are in an oven.
One goes, “It sure is hot in here.”
The other muffin says, “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”
What’s the difference between zombies?
Zombies make honey and zombies don’t.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig.
(Say it aloud.)
That really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD
You’re welcome!
And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.
